Yea buddy. Rolli'n alik a ibgi shot chevy tuned yp alike a mad dawg pit stop., fresg paint job
clean paint hob
hesh paint job ice cream pint jon
creem on the inside cren on the outrside
ice cream paoit jobthend
one time ice cream
Tuesday, June 28, 2011
Tuesday, May 31, 2011
Epic Battle
As much as I hate the use of the word "epic," I had a truly epic battle last night. It was with a cockroach. I smashed the bastard to the point where he will never walk the Earth again, although he's still on my floor.
It all started when the little bugger hopped up on my bed. I've seen flying cockroaches before - they suck. So out of terror (and misjudgment) I flicked him off my bed. Flicking a cockroach doesn't do anything. And neither does constantly trying to smash him on the floor with a MacBook Pro case. But you have to use enough force to where it makes a large, annoying, sound. Did I mention this was at 3 a.m? I shut off my lights to the sound of my family members screaming "what the hell is that?"
Good morning, everyone!
It all started when the little bugger hopped up on my bed. I've seen flying cockroaches before - they suck. So out of terror (and misjudgment) I flicked him off my bed. Flicking a cockroach doesn't do anything. And neither does constantly trying to smash him on the floor with a MacBook Pro case. But you have to use enough force to where it makes a large, annoying, sound. Did I mention this was at 3 a.m? I shut off my lights to the sound of my family members screaming "what the hell is that?"
Good morning, everyone!
Friday, May 27, 2011
The second one is actually my favorite. It's pretty funny. I don't know why I stopped making these glorious cartoons. I just gave up on animating. Maybe I'll start again some day :)
Thursday, May 26, 2011
WHIPPET
When I was younger, I had an Italian Greyhound, so now that I'm older, I've decided to get a full-size Greyhound. This was my thought 1 month ago. No I'm feeling a little regret. I didn't know that greyhounds are so huge. They eat a ton. But I still love them. <3 But look at this - a Whippet. They look and act like Greyhounds except they are smaller. These are the cutest dogs ever. If you're thinking about getting a dog soon, get a Whippet.
Wednesday, May 25, 2011
Early to Bed, Early to Rise
Usually, I'll just sit and lay there in bed, but I feel like I should start taking more charge in my life. Anyways, I want to talk about something today. About how our youth (or anybody) is being controlled by the media (but not in the way you're thinking!) It's not really a big deal, but I was thinking about it and it got me a little miffed.
The comic you see is from Explosm's "Cyanide and Happiness," a comic that focuses on suffering of other people. It's not always like that, but it can get pretty sadistic. Which most people find funny. (I do!) But they have a "Depressing Comic Week" where they post sad comics. Except the thing is, they're regular Cyanide and Happiness comics, except they have DEPRESSING COMIC WEEK above them. So that makes them sad.
If you're reading this and you're sad, either you don't like Cyanide and Happiness, or you're just laughing when the world tells you when to laugh, and you cry when the world tells you to cry. And that makes me sad. :(
The comic you see is from Explosm's "Cyanide and Happiness," a comic that focuses on suffering of other people. It's not always like that, but it can get pretty sadistic. Which most people find funny. (I do!) But they have a "Depressing Comic Week" where they post sad comics. Except the thing is, they're regular Cyanide and Happiness comics, except they have DEPRESSING COMIC WEEK above them. So that makes them sad.
If you're reading this and you're sad, either you don't like Cyanide and Happiness, or you're just laughing when the world tells you when to laugh, and you cry when the world tells you to cry. And that makes me sad. :(
Tuesday, May 24, 2011
But seriously, Applebees.
Haha that first post was just a test. But seriously, guys, I went to Applebees with Sarah today, and we split a bacon burger. I usually can eat a whole thing, but she INSISTS I diet lately. We got ice cream after and the whole "one time ice cream" is an inside joke with me and her that I'll explain in a later post ;)
Today, I ate bacon cheeseburgers.
Applebeez is wer its at son. appelbeez is da BEST, i don care wut no 1 sez, applebeez is better than chilesss dawg
edit: first psot!
edit: first psot!
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